The Ghost of Festivus Future is here to let you know that we're going snowballs out to create the most frickin festive holiday party on the planet! The Ghost of Festivus Past might show you some pretty festive parties, but 2022 will be legit next-level because we've invited MUPPETS to join us.

We're combining all the wholesome Dickensian style of The Muppets Christmas Carol with Kinky Salon Festivus to create a sexy, muppety mash up that'll thrust so much holiday cheer in your face you'll need a safe word.